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10 NEW-MUM MYTHS, DE-BUNKED

Thinking about heading out in your highest heels for a night on the town? Don’t do it, your baby will be born, cross-eyed.

Stop eating those strawberries! They cause strawberry-skin blemishes on your newborn.

Baby born with a flock of hair? It’s because you experienced so much heart-burn and indigestion whilst pregnant.

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WHICH VAGINAL-BIRTHING NUT CASE SAID A C-SECTION WASN’T GIVING BIRTH?

For the most part, the final stretch of pregnancy is spent asking the final down and dirty questions about labour and beyond.  Discussions that include formerly un-speakable subjects: maxi-pads, stool softeners and Sits Baths, become common-place.

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DAD, DON’T BUGGER IT UP – COMMON SCREW UPS IN THE LABOUR WARD

No longer the cigar-pending, jumpy but blameless and innocent bystander.  Labour is a massive task, requiring the greatest support and it’s dad that’s expected to be up-to-date and on-task.

Having complete and comprehensive labour know-how, whilst remaining entirely peace-loving is dad’s duty.  Sounds supernatural, and it is.  However, as much as your partner might strive for this hero-status, the stakes are high and it can get dicey.

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FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY – WHO’S IT FOR?

It was a stiletto-shod, champagne-pouring, ribbon sandwich, mini quiche-type affair. 

You know the one – complete with the multi-layered fondant-lacquered cake, metallic pink helium balloons and floral arrangements with lengths (and lengths) of pink… bunting.

Just a regular snotty-nosed kid’s first birthday, but one that would make a Kardashian blush.

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